Truth about Jesus
This revelation has come as a shock to even me! However, our Lord of Hosts is never wrong, therefore I must report some sad news. This is the commandment that will change our world forever:
I the Lord of Abraham even the Lord of Isaac sayeth unto thee, Jesus is no Longer my son. I sent my x-son down upon the eartheth to spread my Gospel. However, of Late, Jesus of Nazerene has been misleading people. I now only command the leaders of the my people to lead our flock into paradise. Verily, he who surfeth the snow shall gain eternity...he who skates it shall perish. I say these things unto all the tribes of the world.
Well, if this doesn't surprise me! the first part talks about how Jesus is no longer god's son...therefore we shall no longer claim to be christians. Instead we are now to follow our own path and we the Prophets will lead all our faithful. Also, snowboarders will go to heaven and skiers shall burn in level 13 outerdarkness.
So remember, the only people that deserve eternal damnation are those who will not join us. We have the right to judge, because we are the only true church today.
posted by Mike at 11:35 AM
15 Comments:
:O
Sign me up!
Alice the Raven
i love snowboarding!
satire or not... how far IS too far?
You've reached a low nobody, even yourself can ever comprehend.
For Shame.
What happened to your soul?
Oh yeah? check out this guy:
http://isaacdemme.blogspot.com/
OMG -- satire or not - to funny
BTW - Time to pay taxes all religions, all churches, temples, mosques, warehouses and street corners... claim to be a church - great but pay your taxes on property and income.
Pay up or shut up about politics especially your moralistic double standards on equality.
Right?
-Eddie
Oakland
Eddie's gonna burn. He saying we are all the same! And remember what you wrote Elo, sinners are only "kind of people" too.
I am sensing a paradigm shyft in the masses outlook and not necessarily favorable for real people :)
Joke or not, I think its sad you would even stoop to this level. it really saddens me and makes me sick to think you would even joke or SAY something like that. But its your whacked out religion, not my interest.
Oh my gosh! I cannot believe it, you are brave for talking that way. I dont know why after all this time you decide to go to my page again but I think this post is disgusting. I am happy however that you dont associate yourselves as Christians, gives us a better name. As for your Jesus comment, to call the Holy Son of God anything but that and take away credit from Him is incredibly ignorant, blasphemous, and stupid.
Well i believe that Jesus is not more Son of God that we are...
Interesting blog. Enjoyed reading it.
Sincerely,
Joseph Smith Jr.
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Interesting blog. Enjoyed reading it.
Sincerely,
Joseph Smith Jr.
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http://www.whatismormonism.com
No, seriously, you guys are sick.
WHO ARE YOU TO SAY THAT JESUS IS NOT GOD's SON ANYMORE?!
It will never HAPPEN. U're nuts! Have u gone outta ur mind? U're not GOd's messenger! Quit ur sinful actions. Sicko.
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