Tuesday, September 13, 2005

News Flash! The Mormons got it wrong again

Well I haven't had a revelation for a while because God had nothing to say to us...he was disappointed in Kanye West for saying that George Bush doesn't care about black people. Of course he cares about black people, they make great soldiers in his armies to conquer far away lands (sarcasm). God also wanted us to remind the Mormons of one of their many sinful and ignorant scriptures.

In 2nd Nephi 5:15 the Lord states "And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, the had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them."


The Mormons seem to have forgotten one of their many malevolent scriptures and are attempting to hide it in order to beguile our faithful followers. So, I will remind the Mormons what they should not still be practicing (since we did disband them), in order to be honest to their false prophet. Mormons should still be looking at black people as the scourged race. Mormons should think that black people are unattractive (except for Olivia in "the candy shop") so that 'they' don't entice God's people into sin like listening to rap music and playing basketball. As you can see, The Mormons seem to have misplaced this treacherous scripture because their stance on the "black people" debate is that they are now equal...but their own scripture contradicts them. Proof that they are indeed the anti Christ’s church. All official Mormons still practicing this disbanded religion must repent for clearly this is more proof of the fallaciousness of their faith, or be sent to level 13 outer darkness with infinity and one lives.
Spread gods word and help us to lead our lost sheep back into the folds of righteousness.

Remember, only slender women are attractive...so don't convert any non-slender women! Keep up the good work members! Also, Portman Rockwell partook of delicious meat soup and spiced bread today and refused to share, this angers God greatly.

8 Comments:

Blogger ice said...

i used to live in salt lake city utah with a buncha mormons. we still get christmas cards with their evergrowing family in matching outfits. somehow they sucker two kids in their within one year. fuckn rabbits.

10:55 PM  
Blogger Isreal Fake said...

i used to go out with a girl whose parents were mormon. her last name was laycock. 'nuff said.

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