Criticism of Our Church

The Lord has finally shed some light on a problem for many of our non-believer skeptics. They point out that if our church is the only true one, then what about all the people in the world today that will die before they ever hear about us? This brings up an interesting point, what happens to these people? Are they forced to spend eternity in hell because they weren't born in the right place at the right time?

The answer is, yes. God, as we all know, works in mysterious ways. He has planned for our church to one day be a global religion, with world domination and power. We will bring peace to earth under one unified and true faith. However, for the time being, God has planned for those souls that do not deserve to go to heaven will not even hear about our church. That way we are protected from evil doers who might sabotage our cause.

It is safe to assume that if a person has not heard about the one true faith by the time they die, then they were obviously sinners and did not deserve eternity in His presence.

Now you have it spell bound critics of our religion, what say you now? Join our church and be forever saved in His holy presence.

Remember: Whether doing homework, preparing for a meeting, or readying yourself for any mental activity, it's always a good idea to pray for our heavenly father's help. If you are righteous enough, he will grant you guidance.