When Bad People happen to Good Christians

God has instructed me that now is the time for the only true church to start taking control of the chaos that is our world today.

First off, we at the Church of Jesus Christ of Even More Latter Day Saints demand a public apology from all "religious" (or so called "religious")entities in the world. There can only be one God Almighty, and therefore, one church. We call for this apology as an admission of guilt. Verily, all churches other than EMLDS churches are tools of the Antichrist!

Secondly, God's children did not come from monkeys. Adam was created of dirt, and Eve was created to serve Adam. Mankind will not sit down and take this psycho babble about gravity and evolution. I think I can speak for all human beings everywhere when I say, we demand a public and written apology from the National Institute of Science and Technology! Not only do we demand an apology, we want a guarantee to cease and desist all scientific activities in the United States.

America is a country of God, our founding fathers intended it to be that way. There is no room for science here, if you don't like it, then get out! One day, God will show the world the falseness of science and it will be too late for the evil scientists and heathen teachers of science.

To all young saints, remember the words of God as you sit in science class. Remember, that the teacher is a heathen...and that you are a child of God! You out rank your teacher spiritually, and therefore, you are a better person.