Where has your faith gone?
Let me start off by saying that last night I endured 3 hours of wrath from God for all you quasi-Christians out there. You know who you are...you curse, drink and have sex with women, and then assume that you can repent for it all on Sunday when you go to church! You are the same people who get embarrassed by True Christians for expressing their beliefs by going door to door and asking people to repent. You are embarrassed to stand up for your beliefs in front of atheists and non-Christians when you are outnumbered. You are wavering in your faith and borderline heathen.
Our lives are lives of guilt. We are here to feel guilty all throughout our lives so that we may remain on the path to righteousness. Adam took the bite of the apple and from then on we were made to repent. If we are suppliant enough to His word, then we may hope that God will be gracious enough to let us into his presence in the afterlife.
Let me give you a hint, if you are not feeling guilty for something then you are probably doing something wrong. Guilt was invented by God to keep us on the straight and narrow. You must keep yourselves in a constant state of guilt to ensure that you are bettering yourself all the time.
Remember Saints: Christmas is coming up, giving gifts as a form of celebration for Christ’s resurrection was invented by Satan to distract us from the true nature of the holidays. Instead bring your families together and discuss what everyone is sorry for this past year! Then finish the night off with a nice prayer for forgiveness.














7 Comments:
As I suspected; you do not like having sex with WOMEN. There is no god, and you are nothing but a gay little ass clown. Oh, yeah, and jesus can lick my balls.
obviously still angry over my triumph of wit...I don't take credit, God inspired me.
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TCOJCOEMLDS
You are obviously engaging in satire here, although it's a little heavy-handed.
The angry responses you are getting are pretty funny. These people obviously have not evolved too much from their ape ancestors.
I was going to get all uppity about your comment on my blog, but since reading further I have to say well done for doing such a great satirical impersonation of a dogmatic evangelical moron :) Brilliant *grins*
Hi Elohimus
So... tell me: Why He close all doors and windows for who that has just love to the rights of the children and fight for it?
Why HE returned the back for who that is completaly open to HIM and tell him: See into me if i have other way that is not the more pure love?
Well... The Lord fails to me... Ask HIm for it... please, and tell HIS answer...
Thanks
Alba
Boy, you scared me for a minute there. I thought for sure you were serious. You're not....serious? Are you?
Um.
What happened to "God is love"?
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