Morning Update

Good morning children of God. I’ll jump right into it:

Illegal immigrants	Our economy wouldn’t function without them. They provide a threat to the middle class that things can always get worse.
Google Censorship in China	God approved their censorship, the less sin people have access to, the less they will sin.
China	Needs to either be “preemptively” struck, taken back to the stone age, or converted to the EMLDS church before they overtake this country in world domination and power.
Stem Cell Research	Let the sinners do their research and provide ground breaking medical therapy. They’re gonna do it anyway.
Curling	The Almighty has announced there shall be no more curling of any kind televised at the Olympics. It’s always on, and He wants people to watch bobsledding and aerial competitions.

As you can see, the Lord had some minor opinions that He wanted me to express to the world this morning. That is why I am a prophet, so that I can lead the church on a daily basis.

Remember saints, Sundays are days of rest. It is forbidden that you perform work duties, physical exercise, or frolic about.