Origami Microsoft's New Toy

Lately there has been a lot of talk on the web about Microsoft testing and prototyping a new "all in one" device called Origami. Technorati has even listed "origami" as a top search for this month. The Device itself should be able to fold into a digital camera, smart phone, video camcorder, MP3 audio player, PDA, Internet access, and email device/video conferencing terminal. However, with all the buzz nobody seems to be pointing out that this device will be closed source and therefore...evil.

We here at EMLDS know that the path to righteousness is open source software. I can guarantee that this device will use closed source, restrictive, and satanic software. For all those that have never had experience with open source software, I encourage you to download and try the Firefox web browser. There is an ad to the left of this post in the sidebar that will allow you to do this. Simply click on the ad and follow the instructions to get on the straight and narrow path to eternity! Firefox is free to anyone and provides safer, faster, and more user-friendly web browsing.
Remember saints, when you get to heaven God will ask you three questions. Did you kill anyone? How many people did you convert? What kind of software did you use?