Singapore Sweet Singapore!
I have recently learned of a surge in hits to this site from a country called Singapore.
The Lord has asked me to reveal now the truth about Singapore. There are currently four and a half million people living in Singapore right now. Of those people, 42% are Buddhist and 66.4% of Singapore's population is employed in the service industry, making it a prime target for our church's expansion over seas.
You see, the Lord has a plan for our church to convert the world. In the early "start up" period of our church's growth we need suppliant members to fulfill all of the Almighty's needs. A service to the one True God is the highest honor, and thus people already in the service industry can understand this.
Singaporeans employed by performing services can appreciate the art in providing a cheerful duty to their wrathful employers. Therefore, Singaporeans should be easy to convert. What's more, with 66% of the Singaporean economy dependent on service people so we could convert almost half of Singapore's population! That's around 2 million people!
The Lord has commanded me to send missionaries to Singapore to begin training faithful followers in the ways of repentance and guilt. This is a marvelous win for God! With the help of our Heavenly Father we shall convert 2 million people in Singapore and Spread the seed of God across Asia! Oh glory!