Singapore Sweet Singapore!
I have recently learned of a surge in hits to this site from a country called Singapore.
The Lord has asked me to reveal now the truth about Singapore. There are currently four and a half million people living in Singapore right now. Of those people, 42% are Buddhist and 66.4% of Singapore's population is employed in the service industry, making it a prime target for our church's expansion over seas. You see, the Lord has a plan for our church to convert the world. In the early "start up" period of our church's growth we need suppliant members to fulfill all of the Almighty's needs. A service to the one True God is the highest honor, and thus people already in the service industry can understand this.
Singaporeans employed by performing services can appreciate the art in providing a cheerful duty to their wrathful employers. Therefore, Singaporeans should be easy to convert. What's more, with 66% of the Singaporean economy dependent on service people so we could convert almost half of Singapore's population! That's around 2 million people!
The Lord has commanded me to send missionaries to Singapore to begin training faithful followers in the ways of repentance and guilt. This is a marvelous win for God! With the help of our Heavenly Father we shall convert 2 million people in Singapore and Spread the seed of God across Asia! Oh glory!
posted by Mike at 6:10 AM
10 Comments:
hahaha very funny.
oh wait is this a parody site? rock on, and please disregard the previous statement. thank you =)
You are not coming to my house, ever
The unbelievers don't care how much we know until they know how much we care. Shoving the Gospel down their throats are is just going to antagonise and alienate them further away from Jesus. The key is build a relationship with them 1st. This is the reason why door-to-door evangelism doesn't work. We all hate salesmen knocking on our doors, don't we?
no we all hate nakedness...
domo-kun is awesome!
sooo cute.
is that condemnable.
heh, if he's chasing the kitties then does that mean he is one of god's emissaries sent to kill 'em...in the context of this blog placing domokun as a poster boy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! This is the MOST funniest thing i ever heard. You ACTUALLY linked service industry with church!!!! This is a real joke! YOU obviously know what does service industry means to a country. Let me teach u about working industry. The working indusrty basically seperate into primary, secondary and tertiary. Primary industry is working in a farm. Secondary industry is mainly factories. Tertiary industry is what you said as service industry. A more develop country has more secondary and tertiary industries. And YOU are trying to link it with church...HAHAHAHAHA.....Obviously, you must be a small kid who don't understand all this.
Even if you are not a kid, you must be some idiot who does not understand Singapore. This country is not as sweet as you think. If you are trying to convert Singaporean, you must be a idiot. In singapore, there are people worst than you think. People in Singapore use church to make money, some even for sex. So instead of converting the service industry, you should start by stopping people who are using church as places to make money you idiot. By the way, just to inform you, the hits that surge to your website is because you posted the heading "Tammy nyp".
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