Solution to Abortion

Recently, one of our church members was unclear about our church's stance on abortion, I'd like to clear things up.

As we human beings see a tiny life lost to abortion, God sees inefficiency. He has proposed several ideas of things that we can do with these babies rather than aborting them.

Slavery - With an average annual wage in this country of $37,440 a personal slave could earn you a total of $1,946,880 in a life time. He/she would work a total of 101,173 hours during his/her lifetime, and produce a $199,171 per year for their employer. With somewhere between 854,122 and 900,000 people being aborted each year, the total economic gain of enslaving these people is a whopping $170,116,332,862 per year!

Medical Research - Our species is currently at a disadvantage in the medical research sector because we have no test patients to perform experiments on. The only animal "society" will allow scientists to experiment with, are lab mice, and their biology is fairly dissimilar to our own. If we used these would-be abortions to test the latest in medical technology, we would be light years ahead of our current state.

Soldiers - Conscripting these abortions would provide a million-man standing army in less than two years. In 6 years with a low ball estimate of abortions we would have a standing army of 5,124,732 people...More than enough to take over the world!

Exporting - We have no way to estimate what the market price for a slave is these days, however, if we began to export these abortion people overseas, demand would most likely rise, and because of the plentiful supply, prices would be kept low. This is every capitalists dream sustainable business model. Export tycoons could make a bundle!

Finally, the Lord suggested that as the price of oil rises we use them for mass transit and power generation. For mass transit, providing bike taxis would enable these people to ferry us around in large cities more efficiently than our current automobile taxis can. Not to mention, it would be a boom for the bike and steel industries. For power generation, exercise bikes hooked to turbines coupled with the amount of would-be aborted people would be sufficient to generate enough power to sustain a city of 576,000 people!

The question is, "why are we aborting people?" We have seen here that there would be tremendous economic and technological advantages to keeping these people alive! Please feel free to comment on this article, I don't erase comments...ever.