Solution to War...and Africa

War causes so many problems. It destroys a countries infrastructure, it’s only economically profitable if you’re the invading country, and it largely remains unregulated. That is why the Lord has suggested we fight our wars differently.

In the future we should have a central location where all wars are fought. Countries that have disputes and wish to go to war may sign up to fight in a central location where their war can be monitored and controlled.

The location would have to be some place in Africa where nobody will get too upset if we take over a small country like Morocco and establish it as neutral “world territory.” A stadium could be constructed where these “war events” could take place. A war could be fought on a playing field much like football or soccer games, while millions of fans scream for their favorite countries! There are some amazing benefits to a system like this.

Benefits:

• Economic gain - Africa would gain economically from tourism and construction and people would actually begin to take interest in Africa.


• Regulation - Wars would be easily controlled and regulated (no more war crimes…easy to decide who won)


• Convenience - Most of the wars happen in the Middle East and Africa anyway so it’s geographically convenient.


• Firearms Market - Gun Producers benefit by arms sales to competing armies.


• Commercial interests - Tourism, Televising, video games, movies, commercials, action figures, official fan ware, and other commercial interests would flourish.


• No more danger to Journalists - for the first time we would get exceptional live television coverage of war with no danger to our journalists.


• Needless destruction - No more unnecessary devastation of nature, buildings, homes, and general infrastructure.


• Indirect benefits – Many other corollary benefits would be derived from wars being fought in safe, controlled environments.

Eventually war would become so main stream that we would eliminate war all together! Instead we would call it “competition” and peace would be restored to the earth. The only violence we would see would be for our entertainment…and entertainment is ok.