I published this article a while back, but because of the recent Koppel report it is still very pertinent so I will repost it..."ahem"...
As an American and a Christian, I feel it is my duty to spread the word of God among heathen bigots who are currently on the bullet train to Hell. Some people may judge me and say that I represent what is wrong with society today. They say, "if we could all just be willing to understand our differences the world would be a lot better off."
However, I am here to say that I do understand the differences between us, other people, and other cultures...we are going to Heaven and they are going to Hell. Love is all that I have for other people of the world and that is why I feel I must save them before it is too late.
This is why I support the war in Iraq. Oil, Diplomacy, Democracy, and Terrorism mean nothing to me. I am simply glad that we are once again invading the Middle East with the sword of Christian influence! I don't advocate killing other people in the name of God. But when it is necessary it must be done.
Some people may argue the hypocrisy of this view as it is identical to the opinion of the terrorists. However I would argue there is one fatal flaw; our God is the correct God and their god is the Antichrist.
I call for all Christians, Muslims, and other religious/non-religious people around the world to repent for their sins and to join our church immediately. If everyone was a member of God's only true church today, there would be no reason for War, disease, hunger, and evil. It is every person's moral responsibility to save themselves.
And remember true believers, this war is about Christianity, not oil.