Saturday, March 04, 2006

The Lord on: Do it Yourself Abortion

The topic of self abortion has come up, and I have been instructed to reveal what the Lord has to say.

Self abortion has major benefits for the amount of costs involved. They include but are not limited to the following.

Convenience – Doctors don’t have to carry out surgeries that they may feel uncomfortable performing and women don’t have to deal with the shame of having one of these surgeries performed.

Secrecy – Religions, family members, boyfriends, friends, co-workers, and acquaintances don’t need to know that you had your baby deliberately killed. Instead they can just be made to think you had a miscarriage.

Moral shielding – What others don’t know, they can’t judge you on!

Welfare strain – With less children being born, there will be less of a burden on the welfare system to provide for them.


And these are only a few of the near limitless benefits to self abortions. The only thing needed to get this ball rolling is education. Let’s be straightforward, we can’t promote self abortions without concern for the mother’s safety. Clinics and free seminars should be set up all around the country to educate women on the proper way to perform self abortion. All we have to do is invest in some free classes and sit back, relax, and watch the benefits roll in!

Cynicism aside, when was the last time you found yourself judging a young person with a baby? Why is it that when we look at a young person with a baby its incriminating evidence of that person’s immortality? If you felt like everyone who passed by was quietly judging your morality, how would you feel? Our actions everyday dictate how a lot of people live their lives. Maybe not directly, but we contribute to societal pressure that eventually makes some would-be mothers, perform self abortions.

Maybe instead of looking down on others for their mistakes, we should look at ourselves and how we as a collective peer, back people into a corner with no way out. Maybe in a world where “fitting in” isn’t important, money is no object, and morality is your own prerogative, we wouldn’t have these problems. But the truth is, we live in a world where social acceptance is all we have, the rent is still due on the first, and people will always judge you based on their definition of right and wrong…not yours.

Now for abortion statistics: 78% of all legal and illegal abortions are associated with young people (ages 15-24). 74% feel that they were forced by outside circumstances to get an abortion. Almost 60% of abortions are performed on people that make 10,000 or less annually. And Finally, the most disturbing statistic of all, 67% say they got their abortion so that they would be socially accepted…67 percent.

Check out some stats here.

8 Comments:

Blogger d34dpuppy said...

abortion is not needed intha gay community

1:03 AM  
Blogger Elohimus Maximus said...

hehe....true.

1:36 AM  
Blogger Oliver said...

But the if we heteros did not take upon un the burden of (uninterrupted) procreation, how would we get new gays?

see?

Aside from the fact that this planet might be better of without humans on it altogether ;)

So, OK, the gays have a point there ;)

11:00 AM  
Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

Kinda gettin' my head around this blog...doesn't always feel comfortable but I keep comin' back...anyway if pup likes you it'll do for me...

1:01 PM  
Blogger Laurel Raven said...

Elohimus, I still say that your satire and cynicism hits a home run for me, and keeps bringing me back. Too bad not enough people can really sit back and realize that you are pointing out all the dirty little secrets of their religion.

Personally, I am not "pro-life" in the sense that I am not opposed to abortion. However, I feel that it is a choice that must be made. The truth, however, is in the numbers here. Most women do not make that choice...society makes it for them.

Clinton once said that abortion should be clean, safe, legal and rare. I think the best way to do something about abortion is to educate kids on contraception, not abstinance. They will have sex no matter how much you tell them not to. Probably more so if you tell them not to.

Give them the means to avoid those mistakes, however, and they will likely treat it responcibly.

4:38 PM  
Blogger Elohimus Maximus said...

I agree fully, you can't fight nature, but you can try lessen the consequences.

9:53 PM  
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