On the Disbanding of Books

The Lord hath reavelethed to me that thereunto we read too manyeth books. Even unto these latter days the Lord hath given me this commandment. I will translate:

Verily I say unto you prophet Elohimus, ye are mine divine creation. Ye must go forth through the land and propagate with thine many congregations thy and thee word. For who is not him who hath thought, who hath not sinned?

God is saying, I must increase the number of congregations in the Midwest area of the US and spread our beautiful word throughout this country. This next part I am sure the online heathens will go nuts about, for I am to officially disband books.
Now what I am taking the Lord's message to mean is there are a lot of books out there that are evil. Science and mathematics, philosophy, children’s books, pornography, and lists of short poems just for starters. These books should not be read by saints as they will corrupt your testimony of our church. I move on to advice for missionaries:

If you are a missionary of the church of Jesus Christ of even more latter day saints, you are on a mission from God. It is better for your detection of the holy spirit if you do not read any non-church affiliated books whilst on you mission. How will you spend your time feeling the spirit if you are reading about evolution and gibberish like that?

Effective immediately, local stake leaders are to pass this message on to their principalities and bishops: "Missionaries shall no longer be permitted to read books unaffiliated with this church. True believers and Saints shall also be encouraged not to read books associated with anything other than this church, as it tampers with the holy spirit and your testimony."

Update: We have just opened our first branch ward in Singapore! They have 7 members and we are flying missionaries to Singapore this afternoon to continue the fight against Satan! Pray for them members!