To: someone who is out to stop this blog...

The Lord has commanded me to warn you about posting any more spammings on this blog. Comments are ok, but when you spam, it makes it harder for people to read the comments. I propose a peace treaty between us.

In the last couple of days, your comment spamming has brought this entire blog to its knees. Portman Rockwell begs me everyday to erase your comments, but I stand strong, because above all I (Elohimus) believe in free speech. However, our little community and God's church can't take much more of this comment spamming. Please consider the following proposal.

You will join our church, I will advise you on repentance techniques, and then you will repent for your sinful ways. After enough repenting is complete, you will become my wife. Finally, you will issue a public apology for ever doubting the truth and mightiness of this church. We will accept your apology and every one will be at peace.

Remember saints, it’s ok to spam other blogs to spread the word of God. But it's not ok for heathens to spam this site, they should show us some respect.