Why Vogelgrippe is in God's Plan.

Some of you may be asking yourselves, "What the hell is he talking about? Elohimus is nuts, "vogelgrippe" is a German term for "avian flu," that can't be in God's plan?!?" I beg to differ...here's why.

God created the Jewish holiday Passover, what's little known about this occurrence is that it was actually a virus. God created Passover to stop sinners from breeding; he did this by making a virus that would infect only newborns. He then instructed true believers to smear the anecdote (lamb's blood) over each true believing newborn. Those newborns that had accepted Christ were spared and those that had not, were killed by the virus.

The Avian flu or "vogelgrippe" is actually just another attempt by God at getting rid of some sinners. If it becomes a global pandemic, don't worry, God will gives us instruction on the antidote. Don't rely on those scientists to save us, just wait and don't take any action, eventually the Lord will come to our rescue.